Bacon Soda

I know you must that I'm fakin',

But there's soda that's flavored like bacon.

I chose not to buy, 

So I did not try,

But I'm sure that my gut would be achin'.

Lent

I've given up soda for lent.

And I'm saving money I've not spent.

No more sugar I'm fed,

So it's water instead.

No more Big Gulps for me, I repent.