The Long Way

I'm making some tomato soup.

Fresh tomatoes? I have a large group.

I'll have a large batch, 
Made fresh from scratch.

I just hope it don't taste like poop.

 

Delicious in Dungeon

 I'm enjoying watching this show,

Through a dungeon this party must go.

So what is the hook?

Dungeon monsters they cook.

And they eat what they kill with gusto.

Breakfast

I made this fine meal for my bride,

The egg is just poached, not fried.

The sauce is so creamy,

It makes it taste dreamy.

I served it to her with much pride.

College Pasta

In college, you eat lots of pasta,

'Cause lots of money it won't costya.

You cannot escape,

That Oregon shape,

For dinner this is what I gotchya.

Campfire Cooking

After building a fire that is hot,

I like cooking food without a pot.

Like most meals I concoct,

This stuffed pepper rocked.

While camping I do eat a lot.

a small pepper stuffed with a lil' smokie, and string cheese.