Alarming

There's a rule at our house that is known,

And that is when to turn off your phone.

They've set an alarm,

Which they best not disarm.

When it goes off there's always a groan.

Apple Pay

Today I installed Apple Pay,

For paying it's an easy way.

You just give a tap,

Which triggers the app.

And then your money goes away!

Phone Issues

Last week I noticed with a groan, 

That I'm going to need a new phone.

The warrenty's void,

Which makes me annoyed.

And I may have to take out a loan.

It's Bigger on the Inside

My daughter got me this phone case,

It shows the Tardis in weird space.

It is taking flight,

In Van Gogh's Starry Night.

Now I old case I can now replace.

Missing Phone

My son has misplaced his cell phone.

It's current location? Unknown.

If it isn't found,

Clean, safe and sound,

He'll be buying one of his own.

It's Alive!

Somehow my wife's phone got all wet.

Into silicon packs it was set.

For three days it sat,

No good for to chat.

But today it works great, so don't fret!

No Phone Home!

I wonder if you've ever known,

The pain of forgetting your phone.

I feel like I jerk,

I left mine at work.

And now I can't hear the ringtone!

Upgrade

A few of you may not condone, 

That I switched to the trendy iphone.

It's hard to deface 

In it's Dr. Who case,

Now it's time to find a fun ringtone.