Final Debate

I didn't watch this debate live,

Which allowed my calm feelings to thrive.

The best part you know,

This was the last show.

Just those three, and not four or five!

Debate #2

When you get two short minutes to talk,

And the whole country's watching the clock,

Then you should really try,

To explain, not lie.

'Cause then you just look like a schlock.

Debate Bingo

It's fun to listen for this lingo,

When you play a round of debate bingo.

You may toss down lots,

Of alcohol shots.

Which may make Trump sound more like Ringo.

Debate

I listened to the Presidential Debate.

In the hope that it would educate.

In that sense it was true,

I learned a thing or two.

But there's still one more long month to wait!

Final Debate?

This last debate didn't have Trump,

'Cause he didn't like Megyn as ump.

So he's holding his own,

Though he might be alone.

We'll see if his polls get a bump.

Democratic Debate

The five members of this debate,

Got a chance to influence their fate.

We won't know the toll,

'Til we see a poll.

They're sure at least one to frustrate.

Debate #2

Tonight was debate number two,

For Republicans wondering who

Their leader should be.

But the choice for me?

Was to find something better to do.

GOP Debate

Tonight was the first big debate,

Which could seal a candidate's fate.

But I was not able

To watch, got no cable.

So for details I'll just have to wait.