New Appliance

The purpose of today's short post,

Is our dryer gave up the ghost.

The new one arrived,

'Cause we can't be deprived.

To the quick delivery men, a toast!

Have You Cleaned Your Dryer?

Here's an important safety hint.

To improve your clothes dryer's stint.

If it gets close to wire,

It might start a fire.

Remember to clean out the lint.

Laundromat

Our dryer is now on the fritz.

It's a nice way of saying it quits.

The dryer here purrs, 

If you feed it quarters.
I think using this place is the pits.