Jesus Saves

My friends and I play DnD,

Which explains why we all like this T.

Not meant to offend,

Is this cottony blend.

Jesus just crit on his D20.

Woot Shirt Desires

I already have too many shirts,

But each evening I get these alerts.

One more new design,

I think they look fine.

Not buying them takes some efforts!

image from shirt.woot.com

Limerick Swag?

I saw a man wearing this shirt,

I want one so bad it does hurt.

But I must be wary,

Some may think it scary.

They might think that I'm a pervert