Mr. Deters' Limericks
A limerick a day.
Tuesday, July 21, 2026
Monday, July 20, 2026
Home Ownership
We had water under our floor,
Looking for the leak was a big chore.
Our floor we destroyed,
It was not enjoyed.
Now a dishwasher repairman's called for.
Sunday, July 19, 2026
A Cappella!
My son has started a new group.
So we went to listen, get the scoop.
I'm not being dramatic,
They sounded fantastic!
So we all got to holler and whoop!
Friday, July 17, 2026
Fresh Garlic!
I don't have a handy food dryer,
So I'll freeze what I harvested prior.
Now my hand kinda reek,
And smell like garlick.
But I won't worry about vampires.
Thursday, July 16, 2026
Dr. Appointment
Don't worry, it wasn't that serious,I'm not sick, bleeding or delirious.My toe kinda hurt,More damage, I'll avert.Now the cause of it isn't mysterious.
Wednesday, July 15, 2026
Shredding It
These files don't need to be read.They're so old, and need to be shred.So I fed the machine,Until the box was clean.One less project that I used to dread.
Tuesday, July 14, 2026
Clear Lake
They say that the water is clear.
Things on the bottom will appear.
I agree, it's true,
I had a great view.
This picture is my souvenir.
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