Harvest

Here's my bountiful harvest of squash.
I picked them and game them a wash.
Now I need recipes,
With gourd specialties.
But nothing that seems way to posh.

 

Batchin' It

This bachelor life is too dull.

Although I don't mind the short lull.

But I have a good life,

In big part to my wife.

She really helps make my life full.

First Week

I took a short break this last week.

Which put a big dent in my streak.

I have an excuse.

It's kinda obtuse.

After work a nice nap I did seek.

New Sheriff

Our dog wore this cute little hat.

For this picture he actually sat.

For this patient feat,

He got a yummy treat.

I then also gave him a pat.

 

Groupie

Our dog is a part of our pack,
So he listens when she plays her sax.
Sometimes he will howl,
With a musical growl.
I wonder if he has favorite tracks.

 

Welcome Back

This classroom crossword I did make.

A few hours of time it did take.

It turned out okay,

But here's what I will say.

I wish I didn't make that mistake!

Yes, I spelled a name wrong.

Swole.

In this picture I think you can tell,

Elevation caused this bag to swell.

I opened the top,

Which caused it to pop.

But it didn't change the taste or smell.