Mr. Deters' Limericks
A limerick a day.
Friday, February 13, 2026
Thursday, February 12, 2026
Valentines Day Party
It's a class party for Valentines.Where our candy and cards say "Be Mine."Which leads to some giggles,While passing out Skittles.I guess in the end it's benign.
Wednesday, February 11, 2026
Dinner Plans
I'm trying to choose what to make.Do I saute, stir fry, or just bake?I try not to repeat,What I'm making to eat.But I do like potatoes and steak!
Tuesday, February 10, 2026
Orchestra
In orchestra, I'm kinda torn.
Do I play my trumpet? Or French Horn?
I might have to switch,
If someone has to ditch.
Bringing both is just kind of a thorn.
Monday, February 9, 2026
False Spring?
Our weather this week was amazing.The sun was so warm, just not blazing.Next week we'll return,To the weather we spurn.We won't hear much of weather praising.
Sunday, February 8, 2026
Fractions
Math class is not a fun attraction.Once we get passed the easy subtraction.Next week we will start,A really fun part.It's time to begin to learn fractions.
Saturday, February 7, 2026
Ready, Set, Blow!
A student had a stuffy nose.
Which in school is just how it goes.
She came all prepared,
So her germs were not shared.
Here's her setup for when she must blow.
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