Home Ownership

We had water under our floor,
Looking for the leak was a big chore.
Our floor we destroyed,
It was not enjoyed.
Now a dishwasher repairman's called for.

 

A Cappella!

My son has started a new group.
So we went to listen, get the scoop.
I'm not being dramatic,
They sounded fantastic!
So we all got to holler and whoop!

 

Fresh Garlic!

I don't have a handy food dryer,
So I'll freeze what I harvested prior.
Now my hand kinda reek,
And smell like garlick.
But I won't worry about vampires.

 

Dr. Appointment

Don't worry, it wasn't that serious,

I'm not sick, bleeding or delirious.

My toe kinda hurt,

More damage, I'll avert.

Now the cause of it isn't mysterious.

Shredding It

These files don't need to be read.

They're so old, and need to be shred.

So I fed the machine,

Until the box was clean.

One less project that I used to dread.

Clear Lake

They say that the water is clear.
Things on the bottom will appear.
I agree, it's true,
I had a great view.
This picture is my souvenir.
 

Patio Maintenence

My patio had a low spot.
So some gravel and sand I got.
It took me some time, 
But now it looks fine.
I'm glad that I gave it a shot.