Weed and Feed

 My lawn has been in great need,

Of a way to get rid of the weeds.

So this stuff I spread,

My grass is well fed.

Now we wait to see if we succeed.

Civ 3

 Whenever I have time that's free,

I hop on the best game for me.

The thinking is low,

I can just let it flow.

Just let me play more of Civ 3.

Croissants

 With soup I decided I want,

To serve with some bread, a croissant.

They look kinda small,

But I don't care at all.

As I eat them I'll be nonchalant.

Field Trip

We went to the Stauffer Will Farm.

Which has historic, rustic charm.

My students had fun,

We ate lunch in the sun.

We used sharp tools without any harm.

Sandwich Noms

 Last night I made this grilled cheese.

The taste and texture sure did please.

With butternut squash,

To make it real posh.

My appetite it did appease.

Can'tibalism?

Last night we played this card game.

While we had fun I thought it was lame.

You just have to surmise

The cannibal's guise.

Or the pioneers will lose the game.

Undercar splashguard blues

I hate my Prius' splashguard.

Over time it has been ripped and marred.

It drags and it scrapes

As it loses its shape.

So I cut pieces off and discard.