Debate Bingo

It's fun to listen for this lingo,

When you play a round of debate bingo.

You may toss down lots,

Of alcohol shots.

Which may make Trump sound more like Ringo.

Debate

I listened to the Presidential Debate.

In the hope that it would educate.

In that sense it was true,

I learned a thing or two.

But there's still one more long month to wait!

Ribs

For dinner my wife brought home ribs,

And I got to them first and called dibs.

Although I confess,

I made a big mess.

But it didn't matter 'cause of bibs!

Losing Daylight

My wife and I went, on a lark,

To take a long walk in the park.

But something went wrong,

And before too long,

The sun went down and it got dark!

Already?

Here is my new problem of note:

There's a buildup of phlegm in my throat.

I rarely get sick,

But this came on quick.

Now for healthy sleep I will devote.

Lasagna

Tonight my family was lovin',

The meal cooking in the oven.

Once frozen, now hot,

It hit the ol' spot.

And into our mouths we were shovin'!

Driving in the Rain

I don't much like driving in rain.

In fact, I think it is a pain.

Some drive way to fast,

I don't mind being last,

If I get there and still remain sane.