Lumberjack!

We had to cut down this big tree. 

Now the chopping wood is up to me.

I use this old axe,

Which leads to sore backs.

But now more of our yard we can see.

Excaliber

When in the kitchen I did walk,

I found this sword stuck in a block.

I pulled it right out,

With triumphant shout.

But it seems that this myth was a crock.

Christmas Music?

We got some new music in choir,

And it's purpose is clear; to inspire.

The music, alas,

Is made for Christmas.

In three months, I fear we will tire.

Porch Remodel

We are getting a nice new wood floor,

That's outside and leads to our door.

It's not really wood,

But something that's good.

And I won't have to paint anymore!

Rain

Of the fires and smoke we complain,

And see pictures of black scorched terrain.

But soon that may end,

And begin to mend.

It finally started to rain!

White Out

It took me a long time to think,

Of a product to cover up ink.

I covered a prob,

And it did the job.

Just make sure that this you don't drink!

Saturn's Demise.

It was time for this old car to go,

So NPR gave it a tow.

It had served us well,

But reliability fell.

On taxes I might save some dough.