Batchin' It

This bachelor life is too dull.

Although I don't mind the short lull.

But I have a good life,

In big part to my wife.

She really helps make my life full.

First Week

I took a short break this last week.

Which put a big dent in my streak.

I have an excuse.

It's kinda obtuse.

After work a nice nap I did seek.

New Sheriff

Our dog wore this cute little hat.

For this picture he actually sat.

For this patient feat,

He got a yummy treat.

I then also gave him a pat.

 

Groupie

Our dog is a part of our pack,
So he listens when she plays her sax.
Sometimes he will howl,
With a musical growl.
I wonder if he has favorite tracks.

 

Welcome Back

This classroom crossword I did make.

A few hours of time it did take.

It turned out okay,

But here's what I will say.

I wish I didn't make that mistake!

Yes, I spelled a name wrong.

Swole.

In this picture I think you can tell,

Elevation caused this bag to swell.

I opened the top,

Which caused it to pop.

But it didn't change the taste or smell.

Hurdle

There was this big hole in the sand.
So this feat of athletics they planned.
He managed a jump,
Without hitting his rump.
I kinda wish he did crash land.