Mr. Deters' Limericks
A limerick a day.
Wednesday, March 25, 2026
Tuesday, March 24, 2026
Berry Patch
This my brand new berry patch.
I just built the whole thing from scratch.
With berries of blue,
And strawberries too.
I can't wait to taste the first batch.
Monday, March 23, 2026
Take Two
A plumbing project isn't fun.
I made another hardware run.
I think it is fixed?
The reviews are mixed.
But there's no leak yet, that means I'm done.
Sunday, March 22, 2026
Leaky
This outside faucet had a leak.
It looks like the copper got weak.
It's been a few years,
Or so it appears.
I guess that means it's an antique?
Saturday, March 21, 2026
Staff Wins!
This assembly was a basketball game.To the winner went glory and fame.It wasn't that close.The staff scored the most.Now our victory I can proclaim!
Thursday, March 19, 2026
Not fit for a crown
Last week I went in for a crown.'Cause my wisdom tooth was breaking down.But my dentist declined,And then changed his mind.Good thing I already laid down.
Wednesday, March 18, 2026
Seeds
I planted a whole bunch of seeds.For filling my plant wants and needs.When they start to grow,Into pots they'll go.That way there will be fewer weeds.
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